digitalhunk:

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technology design peaked here

nonasuch:

cryoverkiltmilk:

huffylemon:

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Anyone who tried to stop me from catching that pusheen would be catching these hands

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my sister’s wedding was this past weekend and now I’m bummed about this missed opportunity

catgirlcommunism:

itsapmseymour:

new-resident:

itsapmseymour:

itsapmseymour:

What if I just-

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It’s a platypus?

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shayvaalski:

beabaseball:

You dont have to be rich to do a bit of this actually

RIP Medical Debt is a charity (and therefore takes donations). They buy the rights to medical debt and then forgive them. So far they’ve forgiven over 1B in medical debt.

So a little ray of hope for someone out there today.

helloquirks:

Okay but now I know what I want to do of I get rich?

liberalbydefault:

Oliver then proceeded to detail how with $50 and knowledge of the law he was able to successfully apply online to create a debt buying company named “Central Asset Recovery Professionals,” or as Oliver put it, “CARP” named after “a bottom-feeding fish.”

After setting up a rudimentary website for CARP, the satirical, but still real company was offered a $15 million package of medical debt for $60,000.

Oliver explained that the debt was out of statute, which means it is the kind of debt that a collector can only continue to collect, but not sue the debtor for.

Then, instead of chasing down the 9,000 debtors in the debt package as a normal collection agency would, Oliver decided to stage the largest one-time giveaway in television history and work with the nonprofit RIP Medical Debt to forgive the $15 million with no consequences for the debtors.

naonic-blog:

Donating $10 buys $1,000 of medical debt. This is real, it works, and we’ve done it ourselves. You can too.

tooquirkytolose:

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

gwennovynne:
“the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion
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gwennovynne:

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

xx-redwood-xx:

astralix13:

demonboyhalo:

idrinkedyou:

demonboyhalo:

just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!

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Yes

Also drinked this post

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OH GOD NO WAIT STOP NOOOOO

HAHA DRINKED LOSER LMAOOOO

LMAO GET DRINKED

spider-left-the-game-deactivate:

i love my silly little internet friends hey silly internet friends if you see this. i love you

turnways:

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I’m about to start acting hilarious

nagunkgunk:
“beep beep
”

nagunkgunk:

beep beep

hydro-homies:
“The true HydroHomie
”

hydro-homies:

The true HydroHomie

fierceawakening:

tardigradetheking:

firelordderpy:

ranty9000:

sweetiepie08:

paperclipbracelet:

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; “My Lord! My Lord!” And the disciples are all: “The Master won’t do anymore miracles today.” But obviously Jesus is like; “Yes, my child?” And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary’s house cuz it wobbled too much.

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

i am totally here for these Bonkers But Technically Canon Compliant religion posts

dafoes:

SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

memeuplift:

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pananni:

I cant stop laughing at this

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